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Looking for some hot things to say to a guy over text or some sexy things to text your boyfriend? Here's how to sext a guy (complete with dirty texting examples), so you turn him on and get that man hard over text.

Turn Your Guy On With These 26 Sexts

I want to touch you so badly.
Do you have any idea how often I think about having sex with you?
Are you touching yourself thinking about me?
I thought you'd like to know I'm hot and bothered.
Today I've thought about you naked all day. I need to see you tonight to get it out of my system.
What would you do to me if you were here now?
I'd tell you to guess what color underwear I have on but I'm not wearing any.
I'm tying you to the bed and blindfolding you when you get home.
I need you between my legs right now.
I want you to take me from behind tonight.
Do you picture me naked as often as I picture you naked?

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I really want to suck a popsicle or… something.
You can do whatever you want to me tonight.
My legs are spread and I'm waiting for you.
I need to take my clothes off. Can you help?
Do you have plans tonight, or can you come over and put it in my ass?
I've managed to drip ice-cream all over my body. If only someone could lick it off me.
Ugh, this song is turning me on so much.
I really want to pleasure myself. Wanna give me a hand?
Tell me your dirtiest fantasy.
How hard do you want to do it tonight?
Remember when we broke the bed? Do you wanna do it again?
Do you wanna see a picture of what I'm doing? I'll give you a hint: I'm naked.
Morning! Is thinking about me giving you a hard time, by any chance? ;)
Picture me naked and touching myself…because that's what I'm doing right now.
I want you to eat me from breakfast, if you know what I mean…

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Flirt With Him With These 26 Messages

Do you have any idea how cute you are?
The first thing I think about in the morning is you. And you might be naked.
I had a dream about you last night, but I can't tell you what it was. ;)
I really like this guy, but I don't know how to tell him. How would you like a girl to tell you she likes you?
This is your daily reminder that I like you. :)
So, are we gonna talk about why you haven't asked me out yet?
Do you have any crushes? On me, for example?
I think you should get out of the house more, and I think it should be with me.
I can't help but feel like we'd both be so much happier if you were in my bed right now.
I was just sitting here wondering if I'm your type…because you're definitely mine.
Admit it – you're thinking about me naked right now, aren't you?

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Hey do you like Star Wars? So do I! Let's have sex.
Do you think about me when you wake up? Is that why you're always hard in the morning?
I think you should get up, get dressed, enjoy a meal at a nice restaurant, and then go home and have sex. Oh, and take me with you.
My hands can't stop thinking about you.
I was at home, thinking about you, and then ooops, I was naked!
Can you think of any fun things we could do together? ;)
Have I successfully made my way into your thoughts yet, or do I need to pester you some more?
Hey did you like that tight, low-cut dress I wore the other day, or should I donate it?
This is embarrassing, but my zipper is stuck…can you come over to help me take my dress off?
Do you prefer black or red? So I know what color lingerie I should wear tonight.
If you were able to ask for three wishes from me, what would they be?
I'm so stressed. Would you like to come over and help me relax?
Hi, how are you? I'm in the tub, thinking about you.
I don't know if you've noticed, but we have a lot of sexual tension. What do you suggest we do about it?
There are a lot of places where I'd like your mouth to be, but on mine is my favorite place.

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28 More Sexts To Get Him Hot

Guess what I'm touching right now? I'll give you a hint: it's tight and wet.
What's your favorite thing we ever did together in bed?
I want your hands on me. I'll let you guess where.
If you could have my mouth anywhere on your body, where would you want it to be?
I don't know what to dress up for you tonight – my boobs or my butt.
Because it's your birthday today, I'll let you do anything you want to me.
Do you like sex in the dark? I'm blindfolding you tonight.
Are you masturbating? 'Cause I am.
I don't know if you know this, but I think about you every night before I go to sleep… with my hands… I'm doing it right now.
What's your favorite dirty thing?
Be honest – I'm the best sex you've ever had, aren't I?

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What have you always wanted me to do to you?
Let's roleplay tonight. I'll be the sexy teacher and you can be the naughty student that needs a spanking.
Be naked when I get home.
I know you're thinking about something filthy. I'm not saying you should stop, but that you should share your thoughts with me.
Do you have any idea how badly I want to feel your body pressed against mine?
I want to lick you all over.
I want to go to sleep, but I'm not tired at all. Do you want to come over and do something physical?
I want to lick something. Can you guess what?
Do you want me tonight?
I'm naked.
I want to push you into a broom closet and fuck you at work.
Tell me next time you jerk off. I want to help you finish.
What turns you on?
I'm not saying we should have a threesome…but my best friend is really hot…just saying.
Would you find it sexy if you found a naked woman in your bed?
I have a surprise for you…in my pants.
I'm touching myself in a public bathroom.

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26 Flirty Messages That Will Make Him Laugh

Are you as good as sex in real life as you are in my head?
I know I'm the best sex you've ever had, but how good?
Let's stop pretending you don't like me and just meet me in my bed, ok?
I don't know how it happened, but I'm naked. Want to have sex?
I really like bananas, and you know what they say about girls like that…
I forgot my bra at home today. Will you come hold my boobs?
Should I pretend that I've sent you the wrong text, or can I just tell you I like you?
Do songs ever remind you of people? I'm listening to "I wanna fuck you in the ass" and thinking about you. :)
Tell me your dick is as big as it seems in those tight pants you wore today.
Hey, how are you today? Wanna make out?
Have you ever had sex with a dom? Would you like to?

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Three things I want to say: you're hot, you're sexy, and you're attractive.
Happy Columbus Day! I thought we could celebrate by exploring my bedroom and discovering new places on my body.
I really want to have sex with a guy who looks like you. Do you have any suggestions?
Fuck me tonight. Oh, wrong person, sorryyy! But still – fuck me tonight?
Do I need to write a cheesy pick-up line, or can we just jump straight to dating?
I have whipped cream. Any idea where to put it?
It's been so long since I've kissed someone, I think I've forgotten how to do it. Do you want to remind me?
Do you know of any good sex positions you can show me?
I was thinking of going skinny dipping, but I don't want to go alone. Get the hint, or should I spell it out for you?
Do you believe in love at first sight? Never mind, I like you. Let's have sex!
Who's the hottest woman you've ever slept with? And why is it me?
Do you like it when girls hit on you? Should I do it now?
I've been trying really hard to get your attention. Will you put me out of my misery and go out with me?
I had the funniest thing happen to me today, I forgot to put on underwear! Can you imagine?
You're the hottest thing I've seen… today.

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